1080 Avalanche Disc One

1080 Avalanche - Disc 1 (Gamecube)
Artists: Finger Eleven, JP, Socketzero, Squidd, Really Bad Bands


I have to review this one today, or else I don't know when I'll ever have the balls to listen to the music again. This game, at least the first disc, is awful. I don't mean in the way where you listen to it just so you can say "Man, this is so terrible its good" I mean awful, flat out terrible. Why is it so terrible? Well, with the invention of games to CDs the ability to put more memory and better sounds also came. Unfortunately games based on Sports got the grand idea to not create their own soundtrack but rather let the leading bands of the day supply them with it instead. I have not yet listened to the second disc, nor have I listened to 1080 Snowboarding, the predecessor, but I can tell you this, if you happen to like bad bitchy lyrics that have no merit with continuous C chord guitar riffs, and drummers that should have stayed in their parents basement then I think you might enjoy the first disc. For the rest of us who know what music is (with lyrics or without) and who would much rather prefer to listen to their only child's death rattle then Finger Eleven's chirping I think its safe to say "STAY THE FUNK AWAY FROM THIS!"


I give it a Zero. So bad, it doesn't even deserve its own rating chart.


P.R. If you happen to like any of the above mentioned bands, I'm sorry... I don't. Never have. Never will. Put on some Faith No More and call me in the morning.